Ur-Spo is having a Food Election. The candidates for appetizer are:
1) Shrimp and cocktail sauce
2) Vegetarian Spring Rolls and mustard dip
3) Salsa (Doug of Gossemer Tapestry’s recipe) and Chips
I'm behind in the polls. What to do? Kick my campaign into high gear, of course. People just need to know more about who I am and what my message is.
We start with beautiful, nutritious purple onoins.
Then we add piquant poblano peppers. Did you know that shrimp and cocktail sauce is Jack Abramoff's favorite appetizer?
Luscious red, ripe tomatoes. They used to be called love apples- they're better than V|agr/\.
Tomatillos, about to fulfill their destiny. Last year, Congressman Mark Foley brought vegetarian spring rolls and mustard dip to the annual congressional page potluck.
No other candidate packs the punch that we do. Note the responsible use of a protective barricade. Always practice safe spice!
A squeeze of lime, which unlike our competitors, does NOT oppose same-sex marriage.
And finally, our secret weapon. The other appetizers have never even heard of cilantro.
An appetizer to be proud of. Vote for me!!!